WARNING: This post is immensely insensitive and offensive!!

Disclaimer: If you suffer from "taking-everything-personally syndrome", can't take a joke or have certain complexities about being chastised; it’s advisable to seek professional counselling before continuing on.

Now.. I am not bullshitting the slightest bit. But if you do start reading this post, I urge you to do so till the end.

Today’s topic is “two types”.

You know that wildly popular and overused phrase in movies and t.v shows that characters use to make a dramatic point..

It goes something like this..

“There’s two types of people in the world… stupid people who follow the herd, and smart people who control the herd.. so which one are you boy?”

Or like one of my favorite hairstyle designer, Einstein’s quotes :

“There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.”

Hope this clears you a bit about today’s topic “two types”. if you’re still lost, I recommend you watch more t.v or ask a close trusted non-molesty adult to explain to you slowly with visual aids. Let’s start.

  There are two types of wines.. red ones.. and white ones.

  Red: I am scientifically proven to be good for your heart.

  White: I taste like stale armpit-flavored beer, good at giving  
  you nasty hang-overs… and pregnant!

 HEHEHHEHEAHEHEheheheheh.....

  There are two types of Indians...

  Those who own a currency exchange shop

   And those who own a casino.

   Two types of Chinese people..

             Those who can't dance...                      and those who make silly
                                                                                    dances popular

   Two types of Malays..

Those who try real hard to convince others their not typical

  and those who sell ayam penyet.

  There are two types of Caucasians..

   Those who are annoying when drunk

          and those who are overly friendly when drunk

There are two types of Mexicans..

 hot ones... (some of you might recognise her, and if you do.. your secret is safe with me ;) *winks.)

 and those with mustaches

There are two types of African American people...

   Those who address you starting with "Hello, how are
   you today?" 

and those who address you starting with "HEY YO WAZZAPPPpp DAWWGGgg!!!"

 There are two types of Arabs.. 

        The misguided closet horn-dog

  and the ones that inherit riches from their dads

If you have a sense of humor and are chuckling to yourself, you will agree that it’s funny not because I’m the lousiest artist since saber-tooth raping cavemen; but there are some truths for all races. 

This post was some what inspired by a case a few months back involving a certain Cmy Aong (real name not used to protect identity of those involved) and the over zealous responses to her rant.  

This is my take (mind you i am not a profesional thinker or philosopher), truth is.. we are all fucked up.. me.. you.. your mom.. the morning bus driver.. a scholar.. a politician.. a chief in a massive,  reputable organisation.. a student..  a plumber.. a model.. the list goes on.

But at the same time, these same people (including you and me and yes.. your mom) have showed great feats of concern, love, care, sympathy, empathy and so much more on more than one occasion.

We all have the ability to love and hate. 

And to me in that sense, we are perfect and imperfect in our own ways.. its the balance of both that makes us human. make sense??

So lets abolish racism, love more, smile and get along.

P.S. I dont know about you but if the Mayans were right, ill rather spend my last days fucking then fighting. allrighty psychos! till the day I'm not lazy as roadkill and feel inspirational... stay silly.  :D