Years back when I was a polytechnic student. I was notorious for practices like not being punctual, having short attention span and skipping deadlines. But thankfully the lectures there are all very kind hearted and accommodating. (P.S I love you guys; especially Miss Tiana you’re my most favourite lecturer)
With the mouse, I took the courser over to one of the titles, right clicked and clicked play.
In my 2nd last year of study, I had to do a project which involves creating a short 3-5 minute film. I decided to do an original music video of the music that my band and I made. The song title was The Cat. It was a song about my 1st huge crush of this half Scottish half Chinese girl nicknamed Tabby back in secondary school. So I associated her nickname with a tabby cat; hence the title.
Tabby
In the beginning, all was going exactly as scheduled. Half way through I was swamped with more projects and also overcame with my genetic laziness. And naturally, I had 1 or 2 projects whose deadline I have to extend.
1 of them was my The Cat video. But thank my lucky stars; the lecturer in charge was very understanding and nice. His name was Mr. E.N.
I was a day late and now it is pushing to the 2nd. He warned me that there will me a small deduction of marks for the ill punctuality of my submission. I can live with that, rather then not handing up and retaking the course next semester.
Finally after all that stressful rushing and with the immense help I got from best friend Rev (god I love him), I managed to complete my project.
We were instructed to burn our short film project on a blank CD and submit it.
When we finally finished my project, I reached in my bag.
Then I started tearing through it franticly.
“Fuck! I’m out of blank CDs!” I exclaimed to rev who was there to aid me finish by my side.
Rev look at me in wide-eyed disbelief. I returned him the same look. I now had a huge huge problem.
The computer lab I was in was closing very soon and there was no time for me to dash to the nearest shop and purchase one.
Just then, like a comic superhero that swoops in the nick of time Mr. E.N. entered the lab to check on my progress. With my most pathetic sad-puppy-eyed look accompanied with my most degrading apologetic voice tone I told him of my sad predicament.
He nodded and gave small sigh which to me felt like he was silently saying “This boy ah.. I’m being too nice to him, well at least if he manages to pass I won’t have to entertain his shenanigans again“. He then told me he might have a few blank CDs on his desk. I thanked him repeatedly with a huge smile as he walked off to retrieve the CD.
Moments later he came back and passed me a CD. I thanked him again as I took it from him. It would take a few minutes for me to burn my work on to the CD so Mr. E.N said he will be back shortly and excuses himself.
With Rev beside me I straight away inserted the CD in the C.P.U and anxiously tried to burn my project. We got puzzled for after three tries, I can’t seem to transfer my data to the CD that I just received. Rev tried to help and took over and tried to do it himself. Again the same results were achieved. Scratching our heads, I suddenly exclaimed to Rev
“Maybe theres porn inside hahak!”
I took over again and checked to see if there was any data on the CD. We both raised our eyebrows in surprise to discover that the blank CD that we received wasn’t blank at all.
Inside were a number of short 2 to 5 minute movie clips. We read the titles of the content on Windows Explorer and find them very suggestive for they consisted of words like 18 year old, double penetration and anal.
We now raised our eyebrows in gleeful anticipation and exchanged juvenile grins.
With the mouse, I took the courser over to one of the titles, right clicked and clicked play.
The player loaded and lo and behold… a clip of a black guy pounding a caucasian woman anally with animalistic hardcore masculine lust.
Rev and I looked at each other and exclaiming almost in synchronisation “What the fuuuuccck…..?”. We started giggling like 9 year old boys who just discovered his father’s secret stash of Playboy magazines.
We checked out a few more and came to a conclusion that the content of the CD was 60% anal, 30% double penetration, 10% normal one-on-one sex through the virgina and100% viewing pleasure for the straight perverted guy.
Rev and I started to discuss what we are going to do with it and who is taking home this awesome visual spectacle 1st .
When Mr. E.N. walked in again. I kept a straight face and calmly told him that there is some content in the CD and that has disabled me from imputing data into it.
He then gave the expression of suppressed shock which gave me the suspicion that he knew what he accidentally gave me. After which I asked politely if he has another spare blank CD. He then nodded in confirmation and again walked out to retrieve it from his desk.
While he was gone, Rev and I worked out an agreement. We would copy everything from the CD to his thumb drive. If Mr. E.N demands for the CD back at least we had a back up and if he didn’t, I will be taking the CD while Rev has a copy on his thumb drive. A total win win.
Mr. E.N came back with another CD. He then stayed for the burning process. While doing so, Rev and I pretended to stare hypnotically at the computer screen watching the computer painfully transfer data of my work to the CD. My face almost cramped up trying to keep a straight face like nothing exciting has happened within the last few minutes.
Finally the burning process was complete. I ejected the CD from the computer and handed it Mr. E.N. I thank him again and he disappeared from the lab (I guess he was to shy to ask for the naughty CD). When the coast was clear, me and Rev started giggling again while packing up our things (including the naughty CD) and shut down the computer I was using.
We went home and enjoyed the contents of the CD.
A few days later I met up Rev and he had news. The CD that we “stole” from Mr. E.N wasn’t his. It belonged to a classmate of Rev’s who complained to Rev of the unfortunate luck he and a few of his friends had while watching the naughty CD in the school lab. Mr. E.N barged to find out what the small gathering was all about. He saw what they were viewing and told them to stop. He gave them a light lecture and after having their assurance that the offence will not be repeated, he confiscated the CD. He must have mixed it up with his other blank CD stash and I guess that’s how it landed in my hands. Why can’t some one misplace a million dollars instead and have it land in my hands. : (
Anyway here is the song I was talking about. Made by my awesome band :)
