Humpty Dumpty
Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall
Over in a different nation
A creature wakes from hibernation
Stretched her body while getting out of bed
She sense something amiss... her son is dead
With a terrifying cry she started to flap her wings
To massacre the town responsible and their king
She rampaged and squirted acid from her anus
The townspeople cried "WILL SOMEBODY SAVE US??!!"
Their cries were heard by a magical beast
Their guardian has come to the rescue
Within seconds turned the chicken to barbeque
All was lost, the town and the king
But the magical beast had 1 more thing
In order for everything to be fine
The magical beast turned back time
And for assurance he…
May the turning back of time commence!!
Humpty Dumpty
Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
And landed on magical dragon poo