Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Humpty Dumpty : the real story

Humpty Dumpty

Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall




















Humpty Dumpty had a great fall


All the king’s horses and all the kings men


Couldn’t put Humpty Dumpty together again




Over in a different nation


A creature wakes from hibernation





Stretched her body while getting out of bed

She sense something amiss... her son is dead


With a terrifying cry she started to flap her wings



To massacre the town responsible and their king


 She rampaged and squirted acid from her anus


The townspeople cried "WILL SOMEBODY SAVE US??!!"




Up in a mountain located in the East


Their cries were heard by a magical beast



Their guardian has come to the rescue



Within seconds turned the chicken to barbeque

All was lost, the town and the king

But the magical beast had 1 more thing

In order for everything to be fine

The magical beast turned back time

And for assurance he…




May the turning back of time commence!!








Humpty Dumpty

Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall


Humpty Dumpty had a great fall

And landed on magical dragon poo